In short, this is DEEP, DEEEEEEEEP hurting. Take a sensitive male friend and watch them wince.
Duke Egbert, diedi@rocketmail.comYes it's as bad as it's name is unbelievable. Huge evil clowns in bad makeup and worse wardrobe land on Earth in a sleepy little town and begin their evil plot to take over the Earth. Fortunately, most of the actors seem somewhat aware of the quality of the film and there are moments when the audience can actually capture a hint of amusement on their faces, but for the most part I'm afraid they were overpaid. The premise is horrible and exceeded only by the production, a must see for cult film fans, but be warned you will never see clowns the same way. Hell for that matter you may never see film the same way. Oh who am i kidding, be careful this film could have lasting, impairing effects, not for the fainthearted or the critically inflexible.
Audra Hendrix, critter8@flash.netUltimately, the concept is interesting and familiar, if just plain goofy and cheesy. The movie has its moments (such as one character traversing a giant spider's web to get some pertinent information that was kind of obvious), but, well, it's Krull. Among the cast of relative unknowns can be found Freddie Jones (Thufir Hawat from Dune), Liam Neeson(! Darkman, et al.) as one of the roving thieves, and Francesca Annis (Lady Jessica from Dune, and romantically linked to Ralph Fiennes, so I hear) as this old lady who lives in the giant spider's web.
Enjoy. Or not.
Duncan Shea, sarazawa@hotmail.com