Don't know the date of this one, but late 50s, early 60s. I only saw it
once,
but two men crash on a supposedly deserted island and find Alan Napier (yes,
Alfred from the "Batman" TV series) and his three voluptuous daughters who
wear bikinis through most of the movie. He was a famous nuclear scientist who
has fled mankind with his daughters. Their "Gilligan's Island"-style straw hut
is powered by an underground nuclear reactor.
Two classic moments that I remember:
A shark attacks one of the women while she swims in the lagoon. One of the men
dives into the water to rescue her and wrestles with a stuffed shark. He
carries her out of the water. When he sets her down on the beach, his clothes
are bone dry.
The nuclear reactor blows up at the end. The cast runs out of the shack and
hides behind a large rock. The reactor blows. The entire island is leveled.
Except, of course for that one rock, and they all step out from behind it
unscathed.
Mike Klemm, klemmre@aol.com
IT CAME TO EARTH
First, there's some mob guys and I think one of them gets killed, but it
was hard to tell because someone forgot to light the set. The dead guy is
dumped in the lake. Then "It" comes crash landing into the lake. "It" looks
like a giant pair of flaming dentures. "It" turns the dead guy into a zombie.
Then, we're subjected to two nerdy college guys, their dumb girlfriends,
even dumber cops, and George Gobel as the nerdy guys' geology professor.
Rita Wilson, wife of Tom "Forrest Gump" Hanks, is also in this. There is a
scene where one of the nerdy guys and his dumb girlfriend go to park. Nerdy
Guy has to take a potty break, and they actually show him standing by a tree,
zipping up his pants. We are also treated to a "plumber's crack" shot of one
of the nerdy guys when he goes swimming. I saw this movie on one of my fine
local TV stations.
Kathy Jarvais, katjar@frontiernet.net
IT'S PAT (1994)
No one should ever be forced to watch this movie. It seems like something
straight out of the Ludovico treatment (a la A Clockwork Orange,
the 1970 Stanley Kubrick film). Never at any point is there any reason for
that film's existence. Frankly, never have I cared less about a character's
gender.
TSKearns@aol.com