Harry Potter Predictions
Ack! I recently discovered that this had reverted to an old version
somehow. (Here's a copy from the Web archive to show
what it was supposed to look like.) Anyhow, here we go, one last
shot before I stumble over some real spoilers...
The Dead Pool - Everything
is Connected - Off the Wall - The
Glossolalia of the Phoenix - The Big Picture
Initial version: December 8, 2001
Last update: July 18, 2007
Score so far: 4 right, 13 wrong, 2 that were obvious but I forgot to put here
The Dead Pool
Rowling has said that characters will die. There's at least one
death coming up in the fifth book, and probably a higher body count in
the last two. Here are some guesses at who's going to live to the end
of the story and who isn't...
- (Reverted July 17, 2007) Harry gets as close
as possible to being dead, but returns to life.
- (Added December 3, 2002) Hermione survives
a suicide attempt.
- Ron lives and comes through the whole experience
relatively undamaged.
- Neville lives although I predict some close
moments when his powers really start to show themselves.
- Cho Chang lives! Having lost interest in Harry,
she is now perfectly safe.
- Ginny Weasley lives because she's already had her
encounter with almost certain death.
- Draco lives to antagonize Harry well into the future.
- However, Crabbe or Goyle (or possibly both) will die.
- Dudley lives and maybe even grows up.
- Dumbledore appears to die, but, in the grand
tradition of all-powerful paternal wizards, turns up again in time for the
denoument.
July 17, 2007: Okay, Rowling says he's dead, but what was
that thing rising from the pyre? If any part of him somehow remains to
guide Harry, I'm going to claim this is at least half right.
- (Modified July 17, 2007) Snape dies. Either it's a moderately
painful death at the hands of Harry or Neville, or a spectacularly horrible
death at the hands of Voldemort, but the evil-turned-good character never
ever gets to live to the end of this kind of story. I know Rowling has been
going against a few clichés, but I don't think she's going to tackle
this one. <sniffle> Snape will then appear as a ghost.
- (Modified July 17, 2007) Professor Sinistra will
take over Slytherin House.
- (Added November 26, 2002) We can't have too many of
my favorite characters live (a lesson I have learned from Babylon
5), so let's say that Hagrid dies too.
- Lucius Malfoy dies due to dissension in the ranks
of evil.
- (Added June 1, 2002) One of each of the following
pairs of people dies: Vernon and Petunia Dursley, Fred and George
Weasley, Hermione's parents.
- Sirius Black and Remus Lupin both live, but Peter Pettigrew
dies doing something good.
July 13, 2003: 1 wrong so far...
- At least one more Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher
dies.
- (Added July 17, 2007) Either Seamus Finnigan
or Dean Thomas will die and the reduction of Harry's dorm to
four beds will provide an opportunity for dark, brooding, thoughts to
be expressed.
Everything is Connected
Chekhov famously said that if there is a gun on the wall in act 1, it
should be fired by act 3. In a similar vein, Roger Ebert gives us the Law
of Character Economy. With these principles in mind...
- (Added June 4, 2003) The Defense Against the
Dark Arts teacher in book 5 with the "personality like poisoned
honey" (according to the Scholastic catalog) will be Fleur
Delacour.
July 13, 2003: Very wrong.
- Crookshanks was the cat Mrs. Figg broke her leg tripping
over.
- (Added November 26, 2002) "Florence" is now
Mrs. Longbottom.
July 13, 2003: Wrong!
- (Added December 3, 2002) Lucius Malfoy is
making his donations to St. Mungo's in part because someone there is
making sure the Longbottoms don't recover their memories. Because
if they do, I bet it turns out he was one of the Death Eaters who tortured
them.
- The Bloody Baron is bloody because he was present at Nearly
Headless Nick's death-- he may even have been the one holding the axe.
- The Grey Lady is Rowena Ravenclaw.
- (Added November 26, 2002) Hermione will meet
Norbert again while she is visiting Viktor Krum.
- (Added November 26, 2002) Aragog, the centaurs,
and the flying car will figure into a battle in the Forbidden
Forest.
July 17, 2007: Well, being that he's dead now, no Aragog, I
suppose.
- (Modified November 14, 2003) Harry's experiences
in his Divination and Astronomy classes will lead him to debunk the
centaurs' prophecy if it is not the one Trelawney gave to
Dumbledore.
- (Added December 3, 2002) Dumbledore's summer
home is guarded by a Porlock (from Fantastic
Beasts and Where to Find Them.)
- (Added July 13, 2003) Aberforth Dumbledore is
the bartender of the Hog's Head. Didn't figure this one out
myself, just saw it on Usenet, but I think it's right.
- (Added July 17, 2007) Another one from Usenet:
The Half-Blood Prince's potions textbook was previously owned
by Tom Riddle, and some of the notations are his.
Off the Wall
Most of these will turn out to be laughably wrong. But if I score a hit
or two, it'll be worth it to say I guessed something unexpected...
- When Hagrid said "Everyone says Hufflepuff are duffers, but--", his
next words were going to be along the lines of, "Dumbledore was
a Hufflepuff, and he's the most powerful wizard there is."
June 1, 2002: I'm wrong already! Re-reading the books for the
creation of the Akashic Record, I saw that early
in the first one, Dumbledore is said to be an ex-Gryffindor.
- Whatever Dumbledore asked Snape to do at the end of book 4, it
wasn't to appear to rejoin the Death Eaters. Voldemort is not stupid.
By now, he'll have heard that Snape had turned spy for the other side. Snape
has a slow, painful death waiting for him if he ever gets near Voldemort
again.
Update: Well, I guess Voldemort is that stupid.
Silly me.
- (Modified June 1, 2002) Snape is
a vampire or part-vampire (if such a thing is possible). I
didn't go for this theory at all when I first heard it on Usenet, but I've
become completely converted.
Update: Wrong, per a Rowling interview.
- (Expanded November 14, 2003) And speaking
of popular theories from Usenet, I believe that Snape was not ever
attracted to Lily Potter, Snape was not married to her, and Snape is
definitely not Harry's real father! But here's what I do think:
- Snape is Neville Longbottom's father. I
won't speculate on the details, but a Death Eater and an Auror (or
Auror-in-training) does not seem like a relationship designed to last.
- Snape was the eavesdropper in the Hog's Head who
heard the beginning of the prophecy but was discovered. Hey,
hearing that your kid could be the one to off the Dark Lord could rattle
anyone's concentration. This would be what let to him turning against
Voldemort.
- Snape joined Hogwarts and is after the Defense Against
the Dark Arts job because he wants to be the one to train Neville to defeat
Voldemort. Getting custody of Neville was probably not an option
once he was revealed to have been a Death Eater (though maybe he set the
other Death Eaters on Frank Longbottom with an eye to persuading Alice
to take him back once Mr. Longbottom was removed from the picture).
- Dumbledore has never told Snape the full
prophecy. You'd think a person who can defeat one of the most
powerful dark wizards ever and live to 170 would be able to learn from
his own mistakes, but Dumbledore seems to have a lot of trouble telling
anyone the whole truth. Speaking of which...
- The fact that Snape is Neville's father was protected
by a Fidelius Charm with Dumbledore as its Secret-Keeper. Neville's
parentage is probably well-known among characters of his parents' generation.
I think Lupin was trying to hint at it when he had Neville imagine the boggart
dressed like his grandmother.
July 17, 2007: Got the eavesdropper part right, at least.
- Hermione will become a Prefect, Head Girl, and a properly
registered Animagus.
July 13, 2003: 1 right!
- (Added July 13, 2003) Ron is a True Seer.
- The word "scar" at the very end of book 7 (Rowling
says it'll be the last word at the moment) will refer to a scar
on someone other than Harry.
July 17, 2007: Well, Rowling says it isn't the last word
anymore, but it's still near the end.
- (Revised November 14, 2003) Further romantic predictions:
Ginny and Neville; Fleur Delacour and Sirius
Black; Crookshanks and Mrs. Norris; Harry
and Luna though I don't know if it will last; Lupin and an
as-yet-unintroduced Muggle.
July 13, 2003: Well, Fleur not being into necrophilia, I think
that part is wrong, and things are not looking good for Ginny and Neville
either.
July 17, 2007: You know, in hindsight, the Harry/Ginny thing
is obvious. And I got Lupin wrong. But Harry did, technically,
go on a date with Luna.
- (Added July 13, 2003) Millicent Bulstrode will
betray Draco's gang to Dumbledore's side. They may not be the
Inquisitorial Squad anymore, but there's some kind of organized group
crystallizing around Draco, and every organized group in these books
comes equipped with one traitor.
- (Added November 26, 2002) Snape finds (a new) true
love, takes over as Heir of Slytherin when Voldemort is finally erased from
the mortal plane, is awarded the Order of Merlin, and gets to live a long,
happy life. I realize this conflicts with predictions elsewhere
on this page, and I think all of it is highly unlikely, but I'd feel
terrible if any of this were to happen and I hadn't predicted it.
- (Added July 13, 2003) Harry's classmate who
stays behind at Hogwarts to teach will be Neville. Rowling
said one of them will stay and "it's not who you think". Okay, that
makes this too easy a guess, so let's also say that he's the
one who beats the jinx on the Defense Against the Dark Arts
position. And how about he'll become Headmaster, too!
- (Added November 14, 2003) Cat-Kneazle hybrids
(not sure about straight cats or Kneazles) are used as helper animals
for Squibs.
- (Added November 14, 2003) Harry, Ron, and Hermione
will all get good enough test scores to become Aurors, but only Ron will
decide to become one.
- (Added July 17, 2007) The House system will be
abolished at Hogwarts. Thus, in the Gryffindor/Slytherin quarrel,
it will finally be shown that Helga Hufflepuff was right all along.
- (Added July 17, 2007) Fred and George's unusual
bet on the Quidditch World Cup will turn out to be due to someone with a
Time-Turner tipping them off.
- (Added July 17, 2007) Vernon Dursley will say
"abracadabra" at a really bad moment. I'm convinced, from the
sources I've read, that "avada kedavra" as the source for "abracadabra"
is folk etymology, but if Rowling believes it is, then it can be in her world.
- (Added July 17, 2007) The character who
displays magical powers very late in life is Filch. I'm not at
all sure, but he's my sympathetic favorite.
- (Added July 17, 2007) Everything, or nearly
everything, that Ron saw in the Mirror of Erised will come true
and this will be a point of some soreness between Harry and Ron.
- (Added July 17, 2007) Dumbledore, in preparing
for his death, has left behind a treasure trove of secrets he was keeping
for Harry and/or the Order to discover.
- (Added July 17, 2007) The mysterious veiled
archway in the Department of Mysteries is a direct portal to death.
And, it will be closed off by the end of the last book.
Leaving holes in reality lying around is never a good idea...
- (Added July 18, 2007) Harry Potter and the
Deathly Hallows will be dedicated to Rowling's mother.
The Glossolalia of the Phoenix
(Whole section new November 26, 2002)
When the mysterious card with the abbreviated plot for Harry Potter
and the Order of the Phoenix was auctioned off, I decided to try
and put predictions to the dozen words that were released publicly. Given
that they were made on almost no basis, I expected all of them to be wrong.
Well, I was almost right there...
- Thirty-eight chapters... might change... longest
volume: This we already knew.
- Ron: Does something stupid out of frustration at
having no real recognition for himself.
July 13, 2003: Wrong, as things turned around for him before
his ego hit the crisis point.
- broom: Hermione gets her own broom.
July 13, 2003: Wrong, but so close! Aargh!
- sacked: Dumbledore has already been nearly removed
once-- Lucius Malfoy may get it to stick this time.
July 13, 2003: Well, we don't know whether Malfoy was
directly involved with it this time, and without the context on the
card the word could have applied to Trelawney or Dumbledore or both, but
I think there's room to claim a hit.
- house-elf: Well, we know Dobby has to do something
really useful one of these times. No specific prediction, though.
July 13, 2003: Nonspecifically wrong.
- new teacher: Rowling has already said there is a
new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher and my prediction
is listed above.
- dies: For once I agree with the general feeling out
there-- that the big death in this book will be Hagrid.
July 13, 2003: Shows what following the crowd will do. Still,
Sirius didn't even occur to me as a strong possibility.
- sorry: Well, let's take an hour or two and count the
number of things we know of that someone might conceivably need to apologize
to someone about... My guess at this point is Sirius expresses
remorse about nearly getting Snape killed when they were in
school. Not necessarily to Snape-- I think it's more likely Sirius
feels bad about getting Lupin involved in it.
July 13, 2003: Well, he may have but we never saw it. Wrong!
The Big Picture
(Section added July 13, 2003; big modifications July 17, 2007)
- The Killing Curse is designated "Unforgivable" when
there are a bazillion other ways to kill someone with magic because
it destroys the soul of the target. This is why the echoes
of Voldemort's victims produced by the Priori Incantatem effect have
their personalities and awareness-- these are properties of the soul in
the Potterverse.
- The prophecy's placement in row 97 means it will be
concluded in 1997. This means late in book 6 or early in book 7,
leaving a good long chunk of book to address the cleanup after the war.
- The spell that Lily Potter cast can be characterized as a
wish for peace and reconciliation. The twinned wands and
Voldemort's use of Harry's blood have only served to strengthen the bond.
- Harry's scar holds the piece of Voldemort's soul which was
supposed to be put into a Horcrux with Harry's death.
- Voldemort inherited something from Grindelwald which
made him the successful Dark Lord that he was. A spell, a
crucial piece of knowledge (maybe how to construct a Horcrux), an artifact,
or something.
- Okay, one more off-the-wall one to close: Dumbledore was
Grindelwald, but gave it up for some reason.
Petréa Mitchell
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